Pluto Moons Threaten NASA Probe
Is this debris just a happenstance? Or is there something more sinister going on?
Some people wonder if Pluto feels as though he's getting treated as a secondhand planet in the solar system. Neptune led a protest group, saying "Look, I'm not saying that certain planets treat Pluto badly. But when Earth discovered his last two moons they couldn't even give them proper names. I'm just sayin'."
Neptune then released his controversial "Moon Discovery Timeline", which we present here in a simplified form:
1976 - CharonAfter the release of the timeline, the protesters began to sing, "I'm Your Moon" and "Kumbaya".
2005 - Hydra
2005 - Nix
2006 - Pluto gets
sucker puncheddemoted to a dwarf planet.
2011 - S/2011 P 1
2012 - S/2012 P 1